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I'm always baffled by these posts. First, look at the time. 6:12 AM? Wow, I'm still hitting the snooze button at 6:12 AM, not up creeping around J.Crew's sale section.

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What is this blog? It's a place dedicated to exposing, discussing, and occasionally mocking the ridiculousness of the J.Crew crazies who float around the blogosphere.

It's modeled after one of my favorite shows, "Gossip Girl", and I'm borrowing the show's great catchphrases.